10 Succoth Customs That Never Really Caught On

by Heather Robinson

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From The New York Blueprint

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These ideas sounded exciting, but their execution proved problematic

10. Succoth in Siberia

9. The Succoth Seance* (* Conjuring ancient Israelite spirits to stimulate fertility)

8. Succoth VIP Manischewitz bottle service

7. Kissing Sukkahs** (** Booths)

6. Nude Succoth fertility massage

5. Etrog pie eating contest

4. 3-D printed Sukkahs

3. Watching the movie, “I’m gonna git you Sucka”

2. The “Haunted Sukkah” at Valt Disney Vorld

1.The Lulav/Harlem shake

This entry was written by and posted on January 13, 2015 at 2:52 pm and filed under Features.